1.24.05
kids are morbid
24 January 2005
by
bn
Filed under
kids
explaining that appearance isn’t everything, nicole told celeste she was beautiful on the inside. celeste responded “my teachers are beautiful on the outside and they are bloody on the inside. they are heart-y and brainy, too. we’re all filled with bloood.”
when she says blood, she really seems to enjoy dragging the word out.. “bloooood.”
born in mid-january of 2000, celeste has the luxury of being easily able to compute her age based on the last three digits of the current year. “i’m 5 because it’s 2005. in 2094, i’ll be 94.”
her grandfather gave her an offset for his age and helped her figure out how old he’d be in 2007, 2010, etc. he asked her how old he’d be in 2055. she said, “i’ll be 55. you’ll be died, already.”