i wrote this for a close friend and she encouraged me to keep posting (how am i so lucky to have friends like this?). so i’ll just share this.
it’s another early morning rant.
This, my first day among the living will be my finest. I shall dine upon only the most lush of human flesh and drink only the finest wines. I shall bring great disasters to bear; crushing man and beast alike. A great scourge will set in amongst these lovers of light. They shall fall victim to their own vanity in the wake of my terrible wrath. Their folly shall only hasten their downfall; bringing them to their knees at my mighty throne. I spare none, the banker and bookmaker, the priest and whore alike; all shall fall. My kingdom will crush their feeble bodies and I shall devour their weak minds. The hordes becoming fodder in my army against the light, my dark army. I draw strength from the living, though I am undead.
Or maybe I’ll have a cup of coffee, instead