i submitted this, as a “medical inquiry”, early this morning:
I was thrilled to catch one of your commercials on television the other night. The URL “silenceyourrooster.com” displayed at the end told me that your product might fulfill a need in my life. In examining the collateral provided at silenceyourrooster.com, I’m unsure how to proceed with getting Ambien CR for my rooster.
My rooster is a 7 month old Buff Orpington with traditional markings. He has recently started persistent crowing from sunrise until 9AM or so. While we find his crowing amusing and live in a rural/agricultural area, we have neighbors within earshot of his usual pasture. If Ambien CR can actually (temporarily) silence my rooster, I believe it might be the perfect product for this situation.
Please advise on how I might get Ambien CR prescribed for my rooster?